
I may be digging my own grave by posting this email only half way through the day, but already I have so many wonderful (sense the sarcasm here) things to tell you all about.
To make it short and sweet, I'll put them all chronologically for you:
10:00 am - I arrive home from Target and carry all the bags to my apartment and proceed to slip on some black ice on the steps down to our door, thereby crushing open the 12 pack of Diet Coke in my right hand, spewing 2 bags of groceries from my left hand, and seriously injuring my pride...and my right elbow. The owner of our complex ran over and said, "Yeah, it looked like your head disappeared from our level much too fast!" To top it off, I said a naughty word amidst my fall which breaks a very long streak of not swearing (I've never had a problem with swearing...but still!)
10:01 am - Jon hears the knock from the complex owner helping me to my door and dashes into our room to put a shirt on to avoid answering the door in his underwear. Mid-sprint, he jams his pinkie toe into the wall and breaks it, leaving it at an unnatural angle (and totally overshadowing my elbow injury).
10:45 am - We proceed to dig out the Subaru from the foot of snow that has recently fallen so we can see if the transmission fluid is low, which by replacing it, may let us drive it to the transmission shop instead of paying to have it towed. The fluid is filled, we have to pay.
11:00 am - Jonah steals pieces of my unattended croissant (this one's my fault) and proceeds to dip it in my hot chocolate (which I left on the floor while I said goodbye to Jon) and manages to dump the entire mug of hot chocolate all over the floor. For those of you that are unfamiliar with dipping croissants in hot chocolate, it's delicious...who can blame Jonah?!
1:30 pm - I remind Jon over the phone that his mom is coming to pick Jonah up in a while to take him to her house to play and to give me a little break. Jon reminds me that the car seat has not been removed from the Jeep...which ruins all plans of cleaning house, napping, etc. for my afternoon.
Lets all hope that the day will turn itself around and in the morning I'll have glorious things to report. I hope you all find this morning as entertaining as I might after I have a few days to mull it all over.
